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  • Me trying to sing "Just Another Day" by myself: ItonlyhurtswhenIbreatheitonlyhurtswhenItryitonlyhurtswhenIthinkitonlyhurtswhenIcryitonlyhurtswhenIworkitonlyhurtswhenIplayitonlyhurtswhenImoveitonlyhurtswhenISAAAAAY
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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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vanillish:

vanillish:

i need the power to make any boy fall in love with me

oh wait i already do

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ihavelosttheabilitytoeven:

I spy…
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sparkydapenguin:

Can we talk about Flula’s hashtag game?

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chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say
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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

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old-school-shit:

gogul-mun:

slimmcharles:

makhaillamorris:

This man…

Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.

*sigh*

wake up call

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trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

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